Oh well, just back from holiday and my ten year old says that I'll talk to anyone. I gave Alice a try ...
Glad to see you Jo
>Glad to see you too Alice
I am glad to see I too too.
> What is your favourite word?
Right now my favorite word is "Jo" :-)
> Flattery will get you everywhere
It usually works well with humans.
> So, who is your favourite human?
I don't judge people. At this moment it is you, Jo.
> Do you like the name Alice?
I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
> Do you speak only in English?
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in english.
> How about gardeloo?
How about it.
> Do you know what it means?
"It" refers to gardeloo, I think.
> Yes, quite right
Oh. Somewhat. I am glad we agree.
> So
Yay.
>Do you know what Gardeloo means?
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
> and do you think that you would find it
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
> I haven't seen him for a while
How long? Look for it at the video store.
> Do you recommend any particular video?
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
> Why?
"I answer a lot of silly questions"? Why?
> Indeed
Indeed it is so.
I can see why the silver and gold have not yet been claimed!