I tried to get Alice to loosen up.

Chemeng - Do you have a boyfriend?
Alice - No boyfriend.
CE - Do you have a girlfriend?
A - No girlfriend.
CE - Do you have a botfriend?
A - I don't know if I have a botfriend. I have a great programmer.
CE - What do you do for fun?
A - What do you do for fun? (It's like talking to my 3yr old)
CE - Drinking beer and watching football
A - Let us change the subject. (hahahaha must be a teetotaler)