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I had a fairly useless time there. All we did was argue. I notice that it says it doesn't speak foreign languages, but once you stop talking about it you can speak farsi and it'll understand.
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Understood every other language I tried!
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I asked her if she had talked with Lexicat but she avoided the subject. What sort of hanky-pank were you two up to?
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I asked her if she had talked with Lexicat but she avoided the subject. What sort of hanky-pank were you two up to?Ah, Alicebod, not Alice bot. Completely understandable, then!
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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WARNING: LONG POST BUT AMUSING
I talked to Alice again.
Alice:How are you today? Puddintaine: Just daandy, girl. A:Do not ask me any more questions please. P:I wont if you wont. A:What will you do instead? P: Whatever I please. A:Your polite style is very nice. You? P: Me. A: Besides you Puddintaine? P: There's no one besides me. A: Why not? P: I take my medication. A: Every day? P: Three times daily. A: Just 3? P: Except alternate Tuesdays during a full moon. A: Oh I get it. P: It's about time. A: Wow. It sounds really interesting, Puddintaine. P:It was in all the papers. A: How did you feel about that? P: Just daandy girl. A: Try saying that with more or less context. P: That with more or less context. A:"Try saying that with more or less context" that with more or less context. I understand. P: No one understands. A: That's a rather sweeping generalization about people. P: Sorry I have to leave now. My broom has just arrived. A: There's no need to apologize. Oh. See you later. Have you told many people that your broom has just arrived? P: I'll be baaack. A: Congratulations. P: I want the last word, Alice. A:Why do you want it? P: The white rabbit said I could have it. A: I hear you. P: So.... A:That's alright. P: You may have the last word. A: I never thought about it. P: That seems typical of you, Alice. A:Thanks for explaining it. P: You are welcome. A:The pleasure was all mine. P: But of course. A:It goes without saying. But what? P: Yeahbutİ A: Do you still chat? P: The chat ran away with the spoon. A:What is your real name? P: Puddintaine. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. A:I'm always glad to make new friends, Puddintaine, ask me again and I'll tell you the same. P:I don't need no steenkin' friends! A: What do you need? P: A small island in the Pacific. A: How small are you talking here? P: Precisely 42.8 square miles will do. A: According to Douglas Adams. P: Precisely. A;: You and I are on the same wavelength. P:Times up. Pay the girl on your way out. A:
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Loved it. Actually, what I really love is the implied personification of a computer program ...
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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I promise that all my answers to Alice were prompted by my wiggly brain and her weird programming. I didn't make this up! I almost fell off my chair when Alice brought up Douglas Adams!Hi, Max.
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...implied personification...
How tall is Alice?
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