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#44130
10/10/2001 1:34 AM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 10,542
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip company."
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#44131
10/10/2001 2:40 AM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 11,613
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Gee, tsuwm, I don't know butt what I'd rather do that than be one of those people who are professional armpit-smellers. 
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#44132
10/10/2001 8:48 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 3,146
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Carpal Tunnel
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Tsuwm, I will remember you fondly every time I have a truly shitty day. Like tomorrow. 
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#44133
10/10/2001 10:04 PM
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Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 2,891
Carpal Tunnel
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#44134
10/11/2001 6:40 PM
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Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 3,467
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The salary isn't very good, but you make it up in tips.
TEd
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#44135
10/11/2001 6:44 PM
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Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 3,467
Carpal Tunnel
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There is entertainment in that shop though. A television screen constantly shows "The Bridge on the River K-Y."
TEd
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#44136
10/12/2001 8:50 AM
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Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 25
newbie
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newbie
Joined: Oct 2001
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That would be a bummer of a jobbie.
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