Thanks for the concern, Jackie... I'm still lurking about. Just caught up with 400-some-odd posts that had collected in Q&A alone while I was otherwise occupied. For the love of criminy, will you people slow down???

Just haven't had much to say, that's all.

And as for this "pecker" fracas, I'll just remind y'all that it's entered the lexicon of (mostly) polite company when a movie came out a couple years back by the name of John Waters' Pecker...

(Yes, I realize we could go around all day about the use of "polite company" in the same breath with "John Waters". Let's just say it's out there, so the cultural taboo has been nicked.)