From the sublime to the ridiculous. I couldn't resist quoting this little ditty from Saki's "The Secret Sin of Septimus Brope" (http://www.fluxus.freeserve.co.uk/Clovis/SeptimusBrope.html):

Daintly little girlie Mavis,
She is such a rara avis,
All the money I can save is
All to be for Mavis mine.

In case you were wondering the secret sin of Septimus Brope is writing such rubbish .

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