Part of the problem is that when Whoozy got a hold of the lyrics he didn't like Bruce's original, which made some sense and changed it to something that didn't and then went ahead and made the song popular. FTR, I have always heard "wrecked up like a doosh'n in the middle of the night". I had the whole thang splained me back a few weeks ago and don't remember what either the original was nor what was Whoozy's alteration (nor, for that matter, who Whoozy is) but I'll kin go ask around and reconstruct.

So you see, Jo, this *is a serious question and any of your friends who feign disinterest when you ask the question are merely masking their own inadequacies. You, on the other hand, are demonstrating your courage by boldy asking one of the important questions of our generation.