That as bad as the one about the nerd (your choice of which kind, computer, engineering, etc.) who arrive at work with a new bike... when asked about it, he explains.
This tall, thin young woman, with a real large pair of breast, drove up to where i was standing, hopped off the bike, add took of all her clothes, and said "take any thing, anything you want.."

his friend replied, "good choice, doesn't sound like any of the clothes would have fit."


my other obsession