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One should not use the shotgun approach to creating maxims.
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And one should not use a Maxim machine gun to spell out his opinions.
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A maxim in nine saves time ...
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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He is the fool who tries to outrun the sound of light.
Is he not a fool, then, if he tries to outrun the sound of heavy?
If at first you don't succeed, suc harder. If at first you don't succeed, perhaps it's a seedless variety.
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Beware of geeks wearing lifts
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CK says eight ninths of all maxims save no time.
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We had a similar part-thread last October -- to save overloading the search function, I modestly repeat my post:
One of the New Statesman competitions [in 1969] was to invent aphorisms or proverbs of a self-evident nature, the example being an Ashanti proverb "Do not rub bottoms with a porcupine".
Correspondents came up with the following [a selection only]:
He digs deepest who deepest digs.
He who has the biggest feet will cover the most ground.
A bird in a taxi's worth two in a bus.
If there's no lead in your pencil you don't need a rubber.
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"If there's no lead in your pencil you don't need a rubber."
If there's no lead in your pencil, you can't write. Or do much else.
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If there's no lead in your pencil you don't need a rubber.
This one might be taken a whole nother way by USns.
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