Oh, Ted -- it's so goooood to have you back on form!
GLAL (groaned long and loud.)tea roche price -- Ohmigawd!

Ted : Try this http://
www.workinghumor.com/quotes/finley_peter_dunne.shtml
for some PFDunne punny sayings.

Dunne wrote for a Boston newspaper in the Irish dialect, commenting on politics and life mostly which, today, is difficult to read in the original if you don't have a working acquaintence with the Irish accent. However there are some of the columns in "regular" American in a book. Now out of print but available here and there I hear.