Once in college I visited student health because I had a bad case of jock itch, and the doctor I saw that day was named "Dr. Dick." I thought that was pretty funny.

There is a medical student here whose last name is "Looney," and he is thinking about going into psychiatry. I pray every night that he does!

There is a town here in Kentucky named "Nonesuch." Honest. I've seen it on a map.

There's a liquor store right outside a dry county here. As you're headed in the direction towards the dry county the sign says "Last Chance Liquors," and on the other side it reads "First Chance Liquors."