Just don't let him move to Bend, Oregon!

No, no, tED, he straightens 'em out! He should live in Farewell Bend. (Yes, there IS such a place)

Oh, you forgot to mention the movie, The Name of The Hose

'S Weenie Todd

the old soap opera, The Hung and The Restless

Pee T 109

Amistud

Then there's that high-priced dildoe, Le Coq D'or

Alas, Dr Stubbs' given name is Robert, not Richard. It would be adding insult to injury to Bob Stubbs, now wouldn't it?