Dr Stubbs, whose specialty is penis elongation

--- shouldn't you have posted that in the thread for "Maximizxing Value"?

You, as a lawyer, are trained to be more logical than I. Also, I suppose you're more cock-sure of yourself. (Now there's an expression I don't hear much anymore; is it common anywhere these days?)

Now, more on-thread, there's a town here in Oregon named Boring. Years ago, as one entered town, one was greeted with a sign for the Boring Gospel Hall. Ah, truth in advertising!