I come, like MaxQ, from New Zealand. No, really. And worse, I come from Dunedin in New Zealand, which has the greatest number of bagpipers per square mile of anywhere in the world, or so I fear. When other children were begging their mothers to take them to the parade, I was begging my mother to send me as far away as possible. There would always be at least five, and sometims as many as 12 highland pipe bands playing. And I used to have perfect pitch. I loathe the pipes with a loathing that passeth all understanding.

Max's post was just the ticket - it's the only entertainment I've *ever got out of the bagpipes.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...