Q. Why do pipers always walk when they play?
I thought it was to get away from the sound!

Q. What's the difference between a dead piper in the road and a dead
country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Plus, there are skidmarks in front of the country singer.

Some of these I have heard as other musician jokes. That's the wonderful thing about them - many of them are so flexible!

You know how you can get to park in the handicapped spots? Just leave your bagpipes on the dashboard.

I kind of enjoy bagpipes myself, so I hope nobody takes offense. These are offered in good fun. (I play the violin, so if anyone wants to take a stab back, they may! )