I have a new friend named Mickie in merry ole England
who seems to be a jack-of-all trades....he can't keep a
job for very long. The reasons vary......

He tried his hand at selling tripe........but found he hadn't
the stomach for it.

He tried being a magician.....but only did it for a spell.

He wanted to be in Bomb Disposal.......but he blew it
at the interview....

He applied to be a Professional Mourner......but cried off
at the last minute.....

He was a fireman for awhile but was really put out when
the station closed, and he got quite Inflamed about it. So
they told him to go to blazes

He got a job as a mould maker.....but gave it up because
he failed to make an impression.

He became an astronaut and opened a night club on the
moon.....but quit because it didn't have any atmosphere.

Does anyone have other jobs to add?