#39445
08/24/2001 2:05 PM
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What kind of a post can be made out of this word? We have had enough "mancy" threads. Best I can do is write it chi-romancy, and remark that though this is the machine age, love is still made by hand.
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#39446
08/24/2001 2:10 PM
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A day without a week is like orange juice without an orchard.
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#39447
08/24/2001 2:15 PM
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And a non-sequitur a day keeps the med-flies away.
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#39448
08/24/2001 2:18 PM
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Med flies are in Animal Safari
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#39449
08/24/2001 3:30 PM
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"Love is still made by hand"?? Only at the risk of insanity or growing hair on your palms, which makes chiromancy difficult. Hence the invention of Graham crackers.
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#39450
08/24/2001 4:17 PM
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And of course, there are now very effective mechanical pornotheses, (neologism from prosthesis). And the recently reported orgasmotron. But forget not the importance of a digital delectation of the G spot.
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#39451
08/24/2001 4:21 PM
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>graham crackers
man, you are going to give smores a bad name!
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#39452
08/24/2001 4:49 PM
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Have you noticed that none of our lovely ladies* have yet posted in this thread?
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*adjective redundant
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#39453
08/24/2001 5:30 PM
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When are four hands busiest?
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#39454
08/24/2001 5:39 PM
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And of course "made by hand" vs. "machine age" merely emphasized that anything so marvelous should not be mass produced.
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#39455
08/24/2001 5:42 PM
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"made by hand"
In an interesting linguistic twist I have heard hand made contrasted with manufactured.
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#39456
08/24/2001 7:21 PM
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Howcome the CP activists have not outlawed "man-ufactured"? Perhaps "homofactured"?
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#39457
08/24/2001 7:27 PM
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CP activists
Personufactured in Gerpersony.
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#39458
08/24/2001 8:30 PM
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Hey, Keiva! where are the ladies now? The thread is decent now.
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#39459
08/24/2001 8:51 PM
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Hey, Keiva! where are the ladies now?
Don't ask me: wopersons never followed me around.
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#39460
08/25/2001 1:22 AM
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And I fully expect a "stranger" with the handle Master Bates to post here at any minute! As an historical interpreter who does a 19th century schoolmaster dubbed Master Peacock it occurs to me that since all the male teachers were called Master followed by their last name, a fellow named Bates couldn't very well be a schoolmaster, could he?  And since we're in full stroke with hand words how did handle come to mean an alias? Could it have had something to do with short-wave "ham" radio operators?
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#39461
08/25/2001 12:04 PM
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>how did handle come to mean an alias? Could it have had something to do with short-wave "ham" radio operators?
Not sure, but it does prove that CBs were around a LONG time ago. After all, Jesus Christ is the Messiah's handle.
Just like Hondas are mentioned in the Bible. And, like many things in the Bible, they were a lot bigger than they are now. Jesus and his apostles were all in one Accord!
TEd
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#39462
08/25/2001 1:13 PM
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one Accord
aarrrrgghhh! As they say in Spain: Esta No-va!
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#39463
08/25/2001 10:57 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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It's time for dinner, so you boys put away your toys now and come in from playtime. And be sure to wash your hands.
Land o' Goshen; go away for a couple of days and come back to a Circle Jerk. Who won, anyway?
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#39464
08/25/2001 11:56 PM
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#39465
08/26/2001 2:11 AM
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Okay, Sparteye!...what's on the menu?
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#39466
08/27/2001 7:01 AM
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Keiva writes "wopersons never follow me around."
You mean woperchild-of-either-sexs, right?
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