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"Domino vobiscum."
(The pizza guy is here.)
"Auda similarum ad seattles."
(They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)
"Sharpei diem."
(Seize the wrinkled dog.)
"Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
(Remove foil before microwaving.)
"Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
(That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.)
"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum."
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)
"Motorolus interruptus."
(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)
"Veni, vidi, Pesci."
(I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.)
"Revelare Pecunia!"
(Show Me The Money!)
"Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat."
(Yeah, where DO I want to go today??)
"Sic semper tyrannus."
(Your dinosaur is ill.)
"No Quid Pro Quo."
(I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.)
"Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga."
(Beware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga.)
"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)
"Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)
"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
(The government just stabbed me in the back!)
And my favorite...
"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)
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"Revelare Pecunia!"
(Show Me The Money!)
If you think that one is new, give me a date on this one:
Si nummus loquitur, pauper tacet, hoc bene scitur.
If money talks, the poor are silent; this is well known.
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Those are hysterical! Loved "Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.) How did Bill Gates miss that one?
but your favorite is mine, too :
"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)
ROFLOL
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>A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants the MP boys used that in a sketch, as well as the famous Chuckles the Clown, and I wondered if they stole it from vaudeville, so I LIU... and what I found was another instantiation of this board software, which I submit w/o further comment. http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000724-2.html
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Revelare Pecunia!"
(Show Me The Money!)
According to Mike Royko, the late columnnist, Chicago's unofficail motto is, "Ubi es Mea?" (Where's mine?)
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"Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes." Translation, anyone? 
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If you can read this you have too much education.
Or something like that.
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Thanks, Fiberbabe. I about choked trying to not laugh too loud at
"Auda similarum ad seattles."
(They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)
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ORES TABIT FORTIS ARARE PLACET ORESTAT
The archeologists and Latin scholars studied it and admitted that they were baffled. A young school boy read it off to them with no problem.
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>ORES TABIT FORTIS ARARE PLACET ORESTAT
O rest a bit for tis a rare place to rest at.
Lucat, bene, derdego,
Honet boses inero.
Honomo, demis trux,
Summit causin, summit dux.
TEd
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