> A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls
> to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back
> in his head.
>
> The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
> operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
>
> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
> help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
>
> .... There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
>
> The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"