On a scale from 1 to 10, that is damned funny.

Reminds me of a word in the dictionary game (what my family calls the analog version of Hogwash®). The word was oam (can't recall spelling - believe it was a Scots word, meaning steam or some such), which my partner defined as "a unit of measure of personal salvation" and gave the example "having completed the pilgrimage, the penitent moved two oams closer to salvation." We've used it ever since.