6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

I have been known to attack with a sharp-point knife to get the damned thing open!
Now what is the new word for the propensity -- found chiefly among males -- for using the remote control to flip through *all the channels rather than look at the TV Guide listing which is elbow adjacent?
C'mon' someone's got to have a candidate word.