I have sent the following (non)PM to squid, post haste:

so, are you willing to take up the hogwash mantle for a couple of rounds? you *have, after all, been chosen by acclamation (or is that claymation?). :-)

[how we doin' on coercion?]

It's a little tough to follow, but one can make it out - it does
not look like the neat results of a spread sheet, however.

ditto