I've been meaning to get up to the boardwalk here (Wildwood, NJ) and copy down some of the neat bumper stickers the shops have since this thread first appeared...finally made it, so here they are...and I got yelled at by the shop clerk for copying them down, guess he thought I was opening a store on the next block or somethin', so enjoy them! (CAUTION: Rated "R"!):

I'm Hung Like Einstein
& Smart as a Horse

COPS: Just say "NO"
to Donuts

Driver Carries No Cash
HE'S MARRIED

Women come & go, But...
You can rely on a truck.

Road Rage
Next 10 Miles

Clear the Road
I'm Sixteen

If We Quit Voting
Will They All Go Away?

Unless you're a hemorrhoid
stay off my ass!

I Wonder if You'd Drive
Any better if that CAR PHONE
was up your BUTT!

EARTH FIRST: We'll
Screw Up the Other Planets Later

You're Kid's an Honor Student,
But You're A Moron

MEN ARE NOT PIGS
Pigs Are Gentle, Sensitive,
and Intelligent Animals

Grow Your Own Dope
PLANT A MAN

Don't Come a-Knockin'
If This vehicle's a-Rockin'

For a Small Town
This One Sure Has
A Lot of Assholes

Answer My Prayers
Steal This Car

I Think I'm the Only
Woman in America Who
Didn't Sleep With the President

Gore is an ORGASM away
from the PRESIDENCY

What Part of
"Get Off My Ass!"
Don't You Understand?

I'm Absotively,
Posilutely SOBER

Don't Plant
Another Bush in the
White House

Single Women Can't Fart
They Don't Have an Asshole
Until they're Married

Ever stop to think...
And forget to start again?

www.OFFMYASS.com

Horn Broken
Watch For Finger

WANTED
Meaningful Overnight
Relationship

I hate BUMPER STICKERS

All actually for sale on the Wildwood, New Jersey, boardwalk, folks!