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#37993 08/15/01 07:08 PM
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During WWII, there was a joke that the WAVEs would not visit the WACs because they refused to wipe with WACs toilet paper.


#37994 08/15/01 07:47 PM
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You should call that stuff John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough and it's tough, and it don't take shit off of no Indians.

(no way to avoid scatology here): a patriotic toilet paper, decorated with all sorts of jingoistic pictores, was brand-named "Up US".



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a patriotic toilet paper, decorated with all sorts of jingoistic pictores, was brand-named "Up US".

Naw...no way. Right?
(Gee--just think what you could label toilet paper that had Not Mine stamped all over it...)







#37996 08/16/01 08:32 PM
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I saw a bumper sticker yesterday...it was a picture of a Rebel flag with the verbage "If you don't like my flag you can kiss my rebel ass." Southern rednecks are so eloquent, aren't they?


#37997 08/17/01 01:38 PM
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and then there's:
I still miss my ex-wife
but my aim is getting better.


#37998 08/19/01 08:05 PM
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Chemeng considers:Southern rednecks are so eloquent, aren't they?

Actually®, I *do prefer the accent to that of a Northern redneck.

and such an animal *does exist, lemme tell ya


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I've been meaning to get up to the boardwalk here (Wildwood, NJ) and copy down some of the neat bumper stickers the shops have since this thread first appeared...finally made it, so here they are...and I got yelled at by the shop clerk for copying them down, guess he thought I was opening a store on the next block or somethin', so enjoy them! (CAUTION: Rated "R"!):

I'm Hung Like Einstein
& Smart as a Horse

COPS: Just say "NO"
to Donuts

Driver Carries No Cash
HE'S MARRIED

Women come & go, But...
You can rely on a truck.

Road Rage
Next 10 Miles

Clear the Road
I'm Sixteen

If We Quit Voting
Will They All Go Away?

Unless you're a hemorrhoid
stay off my ass!

I Wonder if You'd Drive
Any better if that CAR PHONE
was up your BUTT!

EARTH FIRST: We'll
Screw Up the Other Planets Later

You're Kid's an Honor Student,
But You're A Moron

MEN ARE NOT PIGS
Pigs Are Gentle, Sensitive,
and Intelligent Animals

Grow Your Own Dope
PLANT A MAN

Don't Come a-Knockin'
If This vehicle's a-Rockin'

For a Small Town
This One Sure Has
A Lot of Assholes

Answer My Prayers
Steal This Car

I Think I'm the Only
Woman in America Who
Didn't Sleep With the President

Gore is an ORGASM away
from the PRESIDENCY

What Part of
"Get Off My Ass!"
Don't You Understand?

I'm Absotively,
Posilutely SOBER

Don't Plant
Another Bush in the
White House

Single Women Can't Fart
They Don't Have an Asshole
Until they're Married

Ever stop to think...
And forget to start again?

www.OFFMYASS.com

Horn Broken
Watch For Finger

WANTED
Meaningful Overnight
Relationship

I hate BUMPER STICKERS


All actually for sale on the Wildwood, New Jersey, boardwalk, folks!









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Well, some of these are some pretty clear expressions of opinions, all right. Can't see myself displaying one to the world, though some did give me a private chuckle.


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#38002 08/24/01 10:11 PM
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Not a bumper sticker-- a note pad
I buy things I don't need, with money I don't have, to impress people I don't like.. Doesn't everybody?
it is one of my daughters...


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