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During WWII, there was a joke that the WAVEs would not visit the WACs because they refused to wipe with WACs toilet paper.
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You should call that stuff John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough and it's tough, and it don't take shit off of no Indians.
(no way to avoid scatology here): a patriotic toilet paper, decorated with all sorts of jingoistic pictores, was brand-named "Up US".
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a patriotic toilet paper, decorated with all sorts of jingoistic pictores, was brand-named "Up US".Naw...no way. Right? (Gee--just think what you could label toilet paper that had Not Mine stamped all over it...)  
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I saw a bumper sticker yesterday...it was a picture of a Rebel flag with the verbage "If you don't like my flag you can kiss my rebel ass." Southern rednecks are so eloquent, aren't they?
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and then there's: I still miss my ex-wife but my aim is getting better.
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Chemeng considers:Southern rednecks are so eloquent, aren't they?
Actually®, I *do prefer the accent to that of a Northern redneck.
and such an animal *does exist, lemme tell ya
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I've been meaning to get up to the boardwalk here (Wildwood, NJ) and copy down some of the neat bumper stickers the shops have since this thread first appeared...finally made it, so here they are...and I got yelled at by the shop clerk for copying them down, guess he thought I was opening a store on the next block or somethin', so enjoy them! (CAUTION: Rated "R"!): I'm Hung Like Einstein & Smart as a Horse
COPS: Just say "NO" to Donuts
Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED
Women come & go, But... You can rely on a truck.
Road Rage Next 10 Miles
Clear the Road I'm Sixteen
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Unless you're a hemorrhoid stay off my ass!
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any better if that CAR PHONE was up your BUTT!
EARTH FIRST: We'll Screw Up the Other Planets Later
You're Kid's an Honor Student, But You're A Moron
MEN ARE NOT PIGS Pigs Are Gentle, Sensitive, and Intelligent Animals
Grow Your Own Dope PLANT A MAN
Don't Come a-Knockin' If This vehicle's a-Rockin'
For a Small Town This One Sure Has A Lot of Assholes
Answer My Prayers Steal This Car
I Think I'm the Only Woman in America Who Didn't Sleep With the President
Gore is an ORGASM away from the PRESIDENCY
What Part of "Get Off My Ass!" Don't You Understand?
I'm Absotively, Posilutely SOBER
Don't Plant Another Bush in the White House
Single Women Can't Fart They Don't Have an Asshole Until they're Married
Ever stop to think... And forget to start again?
www.OFFMYASS.com
Horn Broken Watch For Finger
WANTED Meaningful Overnight Relationship
I hate BUMPER STICKERSAll actually for sale on the Wildwood, New Jersey, boardwalk, folks!
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Well, some of these are some pretty clear expressions of opinions, all right. Can't see myself displaying one to the world, though some did give me a private chuckle. 
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Not a bumper sticker-- a note pad I buy things I don't need, with money I don't have, to impress people I don't like.. Doesn't everybody? it is one of my daughters...
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