We have two cats -- Killian and Finnegan, and good Irish lads they are. My wife has had nearly dozens of pets in her life, including a goat named Koko, a lamb named Easter and twin toy poodles named Coquette and Criquette.

Has anyone else heard of the method for determining the ideal name for one's drag queen persona (or exotic dancer persona, for the ladies)? It is your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name. Mine (Shadow Akins) is not very good, but my wife's is Brittany Thibault, which certainly sounds like a stripper's moniker to me. Anyone else care to reveal their secret personality?