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#36969 07/31/2001 1:33 PM
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Crucifixition was the preferred practice.

That'd be crucifixation, Dr. Bill.


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So I've been crucified.


#36971 07/31/2001 3:26 PM
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Feeling cross and bothered, Bill?


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The nail through my left shin is uncomfortable.


#36973 07/31/2001 6:52 PM
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Crucifixition was the preferred practice.

Did they ever get it right?

Why would I deny that I'm not Spartacus?




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If practice makes perfect, Crassus' army should have become quite proficient by the time they finished crucifying the remnants of the rebel army. And Spartacus had been killed in battle.


#36975 08/01/2001 3:52 AM
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And don't forget Tony Curtis using his Brooklyn accent in Ancient Rome!...string 'im up, m'mates!


#36976 08/01/2001 4:53 AM
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What accent should he have used? The pronunciation preferred for singing Church Latin?

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With all those volunteering "I am! I am!", should that be pronounciation


#36978 08/01/2001 3:47 PM
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They didn't have Church Latin in Spartacus' day. They were still saying, "Waynie, weedy, weaky."


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Only they would have been saying the Latin for "We have been conquered."


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This is how I recall it : (The movie that is... I'm old but not that old!) :
All the slaves, including the real Sparticus, were hung on crosses ... the "I am Sparticus" thing was so the Romans would never be sure whether or not they had actually gotten Sparticus!

Then there is the old joke about the Roman Procurator leading a column of Romans - all driving chariot - along a road lined with men hanging from crosses. The Procurator stops and calls to one ofthe soldiers and tells him, "That man hanging on the cross over there is singing. Go find out what he is singing."
A few minutes later the soldier came back.
Procurator : "well?"
Soldier: "I Love A Parade."
Last line of the joke should be sung, of course!


#36981 08/02/2001 11:51 AM
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Maverick, maverick, tell me true:-

Did you ever live in or near Barrow-in Furness, or have close friends or relatives who did so?


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Not as far as I know, Rhu - but dad always teased my mum that she came from a tribe of itinerant gypsies, so who knows where a forebear may have clogged his pops


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I only ask because the usage, "m'mates" is a peculiarly Barrovian one (also, "m'dad; m'mam;" etc).

So, knowing you to be an honest man, I believe that you are not the real Vixy, and the real Vixy is probably Vixy - ain't that so, Vixy? I don't see why there is all this disbelief.


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>...knowing you to be an honest man, I believe that you are not the real Vixy
but what about archie?

>I don't see why there is all this disbelief.
but what about archie?


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Honi soit qui mal y pense


#36986 08/03/2001 11:39 PM
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>I don't see why there is all this disbelief.
but what about archie?


Archie tells me he has neither brethren nor sistren, nor plans any

Now, when my spies report on our young fox's identity, you-all'll be the first to know!


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Are we still being monitored by the Paranormal Police as per your PM warning, mav?


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you better believe it boyo!


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"our young fox's identity" You mean Vixy is not a vixen?


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The Wizard of WO'N says you don't have a chance with the Paranormal Police because I am not associated with the term normal in any way, shape, or form! You'll have to call out the heavy hitters, the Paraweird Police at the very least, if you want to try to monitor the Magic of WO'N!

Never had anything to lose, mav...so it's a moot point! But, have I lost my powers to expose alias scams? Not likely! It's just that my Wand of Wizardry has moved on to bigger and better things! thanks for the wizard imagery, Jackie dear!




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I am myself!!!!Please!Just take me as I am or leave me!!!!


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>I am myself!!!!Please!Just take me as I am or leave me!!!!

not if it means we have to take the proliferation of !s as well!?


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I am myself!!!!Please!Just take me as I am or leave me!!!!

"I y'am what I y'am, that's all that I y'am, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man." Toot, toot!


Edit: Now see what you did, mav? You made me an addict!...on the Vixy thread, yet!

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popeye: that's all i can stands, 'cuz i can't stands no more!!!


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Well said, tsuwm!


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Oh *@$%!You'll be glad to know that I'm outta here.Goodbye.


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All my life I've been rejected and now when I try and follow my interests no one will believe me.I'm obviously just not worthy of anyone on this world.Maybe I'll try Mars.Maybe they'll be more sensitive there.Seeya-or not.


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I've got a quick temper,ignore what I just said.Sorry anyone who was breathing a sigh of relief.


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Dear Vixy: Let me ask you a question, please. Tell us what happened that made you feel rejected?


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WHAT the blue blazes is going on here? I turn my back for two months, and you've all turned into Dominican friars and the Spanish Inquisition has been set up and is in full swing. Where's the auto-da-fe going to be held, and do I get an invite?



The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#37003 08/06/2001 12:54 PM
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>suprise is our chief weapon

surprise, and an old chair with sprung cushions.


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Dear CK: The blue blazes are to be used by the Dominican fryers to inquisition you to continue the travelogue we so much enjoy.


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tsuwm offers:

not if it means we have to take the proliferation of !s as well!?

with this, in quick succession:

that's all i can stands, 'cuz i can't stands no more!!! [E.A.]


*ahem*





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>with this, in quick succession

well, if it had no been in quick succession i would no have thought to do it!! :-p


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yeah, well i'll see your :-p and raise you a =P~~~~

~pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~



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Yup. That's why I like it here. The conversation is so sophisticated and the debate is so erudite.


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