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#36628 07/27/2001 5:07 AM
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Can a man be impeached who does not hold office?


#36629 07/27/2001 10:29 AM
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Do you mean President-elect John Smith, or Fred Macdougal, editor of the local paper?


#36630 07/27/2001 12:38 PM
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Well, yes, insofar as "impeach also has the meaning of doubting the credibility of a witness, or to make an accusation against anyone.
But in the legal sense, which is what I guess you are after, "impeach" specifically means "To charge (a public official) with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal"
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#36631 07/27/2001 5:20 PM
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Isn't there a Georgian ritual where, at the first frost of autumn, college freshman in their birthday suits sprint through the orchards while bystanders chuck fruit at them? I think, at such a ritual, the one responsible for pelting a timid freshman and holler with pride "I got 'impeached!"


#36632 07/27/2001 7:14 PM
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Brandon asks: Isn't there a Georgian ritual ...

Hey, how'd *you know about that? Well, now that you've gone and spilled the grits, let me just add that this particular harvest festival at UGA is cheered on by screams of "Go Dawgs!" It's a Southern-fried variation on those Oxford Dons and the boys dancing naked in the moonlight on cross-quarterWhitAutumnSamhain. But don't tell anybody *that part.


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Georgia ritual: I hope not too many billiards are scored.


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Frost? Autumn? Georgia?

An all this time you been wssb wsssbrr pss pss wssbr wsssb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#36635 07/27/2001 7:54 PM
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It's all relative, my dear Faldage.
vide verso

#36636 07/27/2001 7:57 PM
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What on earth is bloW, anyway? Eh?


#36637 07/27/2001 7:58 PM
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Relative? Frost is frost!


#36638 07/27/2001 8:01 PM
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OK, so Brandon exaggerated on the frost thang. You know how these stories tend to get twisted.


#36639 07/27/2001 8:11 PM
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Wull, OK. But I still bssr wssszz bsbsbssr wzzwr.


#36640 07/27/2001 9:39 PM
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bloW

but leave out Willie?
butt lovers ogle Walpurgisnacht??
butte levels overt Wankers?!


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<<butte levels overt Wankers?!>>

Can a man be impeached who holds his own?


#36642 07/27/2001 10:35 PM
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You're *not being very helpful here, inselpeter


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dancing naked in the moonlight on cross-quarterWhitAutumnSamhain

Hey!...How'd I get in there? stttrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk!!!!

Can you impeach a man who holds his own?

No...because, then, you couldn't hand it to him!


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The ASp complains: You're *not being very helpful here, inselpeter

Um,

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I don't think it's in his job description to be very helpful.


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AnnaS > You're *not being very helpful here, inselpeter

But ya' gotta' admit IP's pretty funny !!!
And I haste to add that humor is a levening agent -- raising the level -- transforming-- making lighter.
We would all do better is daily dose of humor was in the our vitamin pills. (Couldn't hurt!)
So keep 'em comin' Inselpeter! I'm arootin' fer ya'.


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one (wo)man's humor is another man's veeblefetzer


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tsuwm! I din't know you were Veeble People!


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Re: leavening agents



" one (wo)man's humor is another man's veeblefetzer"

http://www.bouviers.net/veeble/veeble.html


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I thought the subject was *perfectly clear, especially since Georgia "peachieness" came into view, but especially when accused of "holding his own" wanker.

I do believe he's o'the right track, as recent discussions of the derailment that has already occurred turned into definitions of ImPeachment.


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<<I don't think it's in his job description to be very helpful.>>

Perhaps not, but Bush v. Gore's just *part of the job


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Madam wow admonishes: But ya' gotta' admit IP's pretty funny !!!

Indeed I do, wow, and in my pathetic, wry sort of way, I was *attempting to be humorous back. Hence the in my post, because I wanted to make my intention clear.


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But dear Inselpeter, what in tunket is the significance of "bloW"?


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Thank you, Dr Bill, for rephrasing the question
... maybe now we'll get a reply.


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nice euphemism, bill.

1922 Joyce Ulysses Golly, whatten tunket's yon guy in the mackintosh?


#36656 07/29/2001 5:03 AM
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dear Inselpeter, what in tunket is the significance of "bloW"?

My guesses: blow Dubya away, or off. (blo + W)



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But maybe Bush does not have that kind of intern .


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My guesses: blow Dubya away, or off. (blo + W)

At this point, if Jackie disappears, we'll find her in federal prison... even if "W" is quite a bit dusty these days.


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Jackie's safe. It was inselpeter who suggested it, so Secret Service will be interrogating him. Or maybe Harmonica Levinsky, virtuoso on the mouth organ.


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<<I was *attempting...>>

And successfully, I might add, and appreciated ( back at you).

***

If the topic's still live: Jackie got it (bless you, love you, madly)

And W isn't the president; and the The New York Times is waging a legitimation campaign on his behalf and it pisses me off.

And inspite of all that, it's a lovely day in New York City.

:)


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"And W isn't the president; and the The New York Times is waging a legitimation campaign on his
behalf and it pisses me off."

A couple comments. W isn't the president, he's the President. And Bush I has never denied paternity of Bush II, so he doesn't need "legitimation".(or legitimization).He may even have a legitimate birth certificate.


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Jackie got it (bless you, love you, madly)
'Tis returned, sweet Insel! [blowing kiss (note small w!)]

The NY Times (boo, hiss, for trying to make me give them my name! Grr.) is waging a legitimation campaign? WHY?
How much more legitimate can you get in the U.S. than the Supreme Court?? (Oh man, oh man, don't anybody respond to this--I can't believe I actually discussed politics!)




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bloW

Beautiful, IP!...you even sneak in the added entendre of his "recreational" cocaine use (just 30 years or so of drug "play", you know...at least he didn't inhale like Clinton did! No, instead, to quote Cheech and Chong, "everything goes up his nose!")


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Dear WO'N: It is news to me that Bush II used cocaine for thirty years. Please cite your authority for the statement. I am genuinely surprised the Democrats never mentioned it .......if it is true.


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it's news to me that Bush II used cocaine for 30 years

All right, so I got a little carried away...it was probably only for 20 years! It was common knowledge that he was a spoiled brat cokie who bluffed his way through college on a "C" average that should've been a flunk-out because all the Professors were afraid to flunk George Bush's kid if they valued their "tenured" positions...so maybe we can thank these wusses for what we've got. But, yeah, Dr, Bill...early in the campaign it was publicly alleged that he was a steady cocaine user until he "stopped" drinking 10-15 years ago. He just ducked the issue by refusing to answer the questions! And did you also know that his "camp" bought up all the Bush-bashing websites just before the primaries (i.e.: Bushsucks.com, Bushblows.com, etc) and linked them directly to his formal Presidential campaign site!...they were in their "rights" to do this...but what a cynical way to suppress free speech! These are the people we have in power...guess this gets me a free ticket onto the CIA's 'watch' list, if I'm not there already due to other published writings...oh, well....!


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<<.you even sneak in the added entendre of his "recreational" cocaine>>

That's where I draw the line. ;)

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To all: perhaps I should not have posted what I thought would be a forgotten quip. Although it was I who started this, I wonder if I shouldn't have. Nix politics?

IP


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