"Strictly a musical for squares. There - that's putting it in black and white for you!"

I deplore the concept of "square" having been made subject of derision. I try to be square, and despise the "street wise" anal orifices who have debased the term. Present company not included, of course.
And I always liked a chessboard with red and black squares.I used to have a lot of fun playing chess on the computer, but had to give it up because I kept making the same dumb moves. My smarts aren't what they used to be.