A very ancient joke updated. A guy took a double dose of Viagra which caused him to have a maximal erection on very little stimulation. He had date to go dancing, and hoping to avoid embarrassment, taped his penis very securely to his leg. The first dance had hardly begun when the hostess made a 911 phone call to have an ambulance sent to the dance hall, because there was a man lying on the floor with his leg up in the air, unable to get it down.