#36415
07/24/2001 11:59 AM
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'Is There Any Body There?' A history of web surgery'Bone Free' Cut Price Surgery Techniques'Tibia Or Not Tibia' Verse and Worse from the webdoc...or? 
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#36416
07/24/2001 1:36 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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[/silly boy]
Body of Knowledge
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#36417
07/24/2001 2:54 PM
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addict
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I'm sure I've read one of Dr Bill's books already. Wasn't it the one with the line:
"Aw, Topsy just growed and growed"?
Rod
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#36418
07/24/2001 6:49 PM
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OK, you've got some titles. Now let some friendly ghost write it. Will share proceeds generously.
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#36419
07/25/2001 12:27 AM
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well what kind of book is it? fiction or non?
if fiction-- heroic? or medical murder mystery?
if non-- history? biography? layman's book? text book? essays like "lives of a cell" by Lewis Thomas, or interesting cases, like Oliver Sacks writes..
I am for non fiction, and interesting cases like oliver sacks-- but i think i would tend to go for the more lurid stories..
(i should look up the interesting one about a woman whose IUD, a copper coil, started to slip from her uterus into her vagina.. and snared her parter(guess where and when!) it was in a medical journal.. somewhere back in early 90's..)
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#36420
07/25/2001 1:35 AM
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"What's Up, Doc?" (every subtitle I come up with sends the Gutter Police scramblin'!...Use your imagination, folks! 
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#36421
07/25/2001 8:15 AM
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old hand
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> every subtitle I come up with sends the Gutter Police scramblin'!..
Tame Whitman ,-) Here some alternatives:
"The first cut is the deepest"
"Cut me some slack"
"Nursing the wounds"
"Heal what you feel"
"Start Chopping"
"Slicing 'n Dicing"
"The Physician Condition"
"The Private Consultation"
"Doctoring the Body of Knowledge"
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#36422
07/25/2001 10:23 AM
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Given Dr Bill's specialty, how about:
'A cigar is a cigar is a cigar'
Musings on Washington interns after Gertrude Stein
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#36423
07/25/2001 11:29 AM
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Pooh-Bah
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a woman whose IUD, a copper coil, started to slip ..... and snared her parter To shuffle off this copper coil?? 
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#36424
07/25/2001 3:08 PM
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snared her parter... who was treated in ER for a limp
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#36425
07/25/2001 6:35 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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... who was treated in ER for a limp
was it someone called O'Coyle?
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#36426
07/25/2001 8:37 PM
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Tame WhitmanOkay, belligerent...here's where I was heading! Lest my reputation falls to charges of timidity. Let the knives fall where they may! What's Up, Doc?--The Post-Bobbit Syndrome
(or, The Memoirs of A Viagra Vagabond)
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#36427
07/26/2001 1:06 AM
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A very ancient joke updated. A guy took a double dose of Viagra which caused him to have a maximal erection on very little stimulation. He had date to go dancing, and hoping to avoid embarrassment, taped his penis very securely to his leg. The first dance had hardly begun when the hostess made a 911 phone call to have an ambulance sent to the dance hall, because there was a man lying on the floor with his leg up in the air, unable to get it down.
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#36428
07/26/2001 3:43 AM
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Sparteye admonishes: [/silly boy]
Body of KnowledgeSorry, sweetie, that's anastrophe. It should be, at least in Dr Bill's case, "Knowledge of Body"
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#36429
07/26/2001 7:47 PM
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"Body and Sole"
Dr. Bill's guide to mental health through fishing therapy
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#36430
07/26/2001 10:19 PM
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All those titles and no volunteer ghost writers. Generous sharing of proceeds still offered.
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#36431
07/26/2001 10:53 PM
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>Generous sharing of proceeds still offered.
throw momma from the train....
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#36432
07/27/2001 11:13 AM
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Pooh-Bah
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and no volunteer ghost writers. Who would be the best ghost to approach to write Dr Bill's book? The late lamented Hank Jansen used to make quite a good job of bodies, and his sexy interludes would perhaps be appropriate for a work from this source? 
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#36433
07/28/2001 12:14 AM
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How about the Man In Grey? http://www.ghosts.org/drury.htmlAfter all, every surgeon needs a theatre and vice versy
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#36434
07/28/2001 1:16 AM
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Personally, I thought The Phantom of the Opera. As long as it doesn't sing ...
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#36435
07/28/2001 1:26 AM
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Ghost (w)riders in the sky--love it, Rhuby!
Neat link, mav--creepy!
A good song for a ghost singer: Chain chain chain, ...
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