Out of the inky black night, jets The Squid!!! With her team of trusty sidekicks (The Four Guys), The Squid truly represents the long arms of the law. Watch out evil doers, for she will charm you with the dulcet tones of her magical clarinet and bewilder you with the Germanic verb-placement skills she has mastered in her secret lair deep in a Alpine lake. And just as that participle sneaks up behind you, you turn to discover you are in the inescapable grip of The Squid!!! Coming soon to a theater near you.