It's my job. We secret agents have to do this.

Grytpype-Thynne: Hang on, hang on, young Neddy. How long have you been with the Bank of England, young pasty-faced lad?

Seagoon: Twenty minutes sir!

Grytpype-Thynne: Ah, what a record of loyal service and devotion to duty. How would you like to work in the gold vault?

Seagoon: Gold? Gold? GOLD? ...

Or something, my memory ain't what it used to be! Anyway ... to the point of this post:

There's only one secret agent on this board, and she's been playing away from home. Any volunteers to go into the wilds of Minnesota when required to track down missing Pooh-Bahs?


The idiot also known as Capfka ...