From the Miscellaneous Dishonorable Mentions:

With wild gesticulations and loud, gutteral shouts, "Father Steve" jerked the desperately ill patient back and forth while pelting him with oil, dousing him with holy water, and beating him vigorously about the head with a pocket New Testament (the words of Jesus being written in red) in his own unique version of Xtreme Unction.

Rev. William F. Charles
Birmingham, AL

I had no idea our resident padre was so cutting-edge!