#35073
07/09/2001 3:29 PM
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What the hell is that elephant doing in the back yard?
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07/09/2001 3:31 PM
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07/09/2001 3:33 PM
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How many back yards do you think we have?
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07/09/2001 3:38 PM
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Well, i've got two.... haven't you?
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07/09/2001 3:42 PM
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Do you mean the backyard with the peanut patch?
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07/09/2001 4:10 PM
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Were those peanuts before the elephant got in?
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07/09/2001 4:27 PM
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Weren't they strawberries before?
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07/09/2001 4:51 PM
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Since I have a performing elephant in my backyard now, shouldn't I be charging you all admission?
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07/09/2001 4:54 PM
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Did I say you could use my elephant?
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07/09/2001 5:08 PM
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Well, don't we share and share alike?
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07/09/2001 5:24 PM
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If you are in the mood for sharing, how about passing over some of that liver 'n onion ice cream?
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07/09/2001 5:26 PM
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Ooh, where'd you find my favorite ice cream?
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07/09/2001 5:28 PM
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Where'd the other elephant go?
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07/09/2001 5:38 PM
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07/09/2001 5:41 PM
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Do you mean the one over there by the refrigerator, holding the cactus?
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07/09/2001 7:11 PM
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Why do you have to make things so difficult, always?pink Elephant?" or "Where's the blue Elephant?"
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07/09/2001 7:33 PM
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.screams are acceptable , aren't they?
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07/09/2001 7:33 PM
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Can you please keep your strawberry-sucking pachyderms outta here? Do you think we're all thick-skinned enough to take this truncated ribbing?
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07/09/2001 8:42 PM
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07/09/2001 10:10 PM
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you?
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07/09/2001 10:14 PM
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you? AnnaS, is there something we should know?
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07/10/2001 3:44 AM
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Max, does it
behoove you to ask that question, right now? And does anyone realize we have it on good information that there might be ivory poachers amongst us?
Did anyone ever play Ten Little Indians ala Agatha Christie, or in this case Ten Little Elephants? Will we ever out the real ivory poachers before they do our animals in?
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07/10/2001 4:21 AM
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07/10/2001 4:31 AM
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you? Bingley
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07/10/2001 11:13 AM
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Bingley, have you been in the same position?
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07/10/2001 1:40 PM
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Will MaxQ ever find an answer to his question?
In fact, might MaxQ find the answer to his question here:
http://www.amersol.edu.pe/ES2nd/hooves.html ?
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07/10/2001 2:18 PM
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you? AnnaS, is there something we should know?
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07/10/2001 5:23 PM
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WADers don't wade below the tide line
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07/10/2001 5:36 PM
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Isn't this a fantastic sentence that incorporates some AWAD wit, is very vivid, and describes a place on the screen that doesn't have a clear name?
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07/10/2001 10:36 PM
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Um, shouldn't Max be *out* by now, or something???
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07/10/2001 10:55 PM
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Max, would you like to borrow my performing elephant to lead you home?
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07/11/2001 4:16 AM
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Should I have asked first whether he wears pyjamas in bed?Bingley
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07/11/2001 5:42 AM
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Or perhaps just whether he just wears them out?
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07/11/2001 11:46 AM
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Are you speaking of Max or the elephant? And what does an elephant wear in the swimming pool?
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07/11/2001 12:07 PM
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Why are these elephants nameless? If they are real, they have names-- or has everyone been suffering DT's* while i was gone? (*and imaging pink and blue elephants?
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07/11/2001 3:05 PM
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I can't speak for everyone, OT; but is it true that DT stands for Delicate Trunk?
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07/11/2001 3:30 PM
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Do you mean to tell me that DT doesn't stand for Dysenteric Trauma?
Did anyone ever play Ten Little Indians ala Agatha Christie, or in this case Ten Little Elephants? Will we ever out the real ivory poachers before they do our animals in?
