Bought a T-shirt for my son the Major that said :
"If it's tourist season, how come we can't shoot 'em"
He took it home to Hawaii and so many locals kept coming up to ask him where he got it that he now wears it only around the house.
Guess it hits a nerve in any tourist area, more or less ...

persuade the tourists to just send the money.
Great idea Faldage! Ay-uh! {chuckle chuckle}