#34800
07/07/2001 6:41 AM
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old hand
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> Do you win? Hmm, how can I answer this? Is Smashin' Sachin the best batsman since The Don? Was Krishna Arjuna's charioteer? Was Parvati the mother of Vinayak? Is Kali a killer? Is a great curry a sublime joy? May I stop now? Or must I go on?
Are you amazing or are you amazing? WOW!
(Okay I lose now, but it was a warranted wow.) (gobsmacked e)
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#34801
07/07/2001 11:25 AM
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addict
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Darling, who invited all these AWADtypes into our bedroom?
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#34802
07/07/2001 12:46 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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#34803
07/07/2001 3:24 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Too many years writing headlines, leaving out implied words ... Thanks Whit! Let's keep 'em guessin' !! ??
Back to the game :
I've been taking care of you all these years and you ask me my name? What kind of game are you playing?
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#34804
07/07/2001 5:00 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Can't I leave you kids alone for even a few hours? Can't you all play nicely together just once? What am I, the referee?
And who kicked over the cactus?
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#34805
07/07/2001 6:28 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Hey, Mom - can't you see that we ain't doin'nuthin' bad?
And, Helen, did you see the cat kick that cactus down, same as I done?
Mom? Can I have some Ice-cream?
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#34806
07/07/2001 6:46 PM
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Posts: 13,858
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Can't you teach these kids to say "Please"?
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#34807
07/07/2001 7:03 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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#34808
07/07/2001 7:08 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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#34809
07/07/2001 7:26 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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#34810
07/07/2001 7:35 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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You know the fellows' names?
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#34811
07/07/2001 9:03 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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I don't know who's on third?
Is there someone in the bedroom?
Who keeps putting this cactus in my way?
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#34812
07/07/2001 9:08 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?
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#34813
07/07/2001 9:14 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Does your chewing gum loseHi AnnaSits flavor on the bedpost over night?
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#34814
07/07/2001 9:55 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Does the spearmint lose its flavor
On the bedpost over night?
If you pull it out like rubber
Will it snap right back and bite?
If you paste it on the left side
Will you find it on the right?
Does the spearmint lose its flavor
On the bedpost over night?
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#34815
07/07/2001 9:59 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Is there an echo in here?
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#34816
07/07/2001 10:09 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Little Sir Echo, how do you do?
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#34817
07/07/2001 10:23 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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#34818
07/07/2001 10:24 PM
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addict
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Has anybody seen my cactus? 
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#34819
07/07/2001 10:33 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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How can I see it when I am sitting on it?
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#34820
07/07/2001 10:40 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Then how do you know you're sitting on it?
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#34821
07/07/2001 10:58 PM
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Posts: 275
enthusiast
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Hey guys, did you ever give a thought to that poor cactus? Don't you think it's pretty much beat up by now? Can't you think of other ways to get excited?
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#34822
07/07/2001 11:37 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Haven't you heard the Beatitude: "Blessed is he who sits on a cactus, for he shall rise again"?
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#34823
07/08/2001 1:49 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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And aren't there other selections from the "Book of Cactus Beatitudes" such as "he who sits on mighty cactus is a multi-pointed individual?" And don't those ladies who might be noting the non-gender-neutral he in the proverb realize that if I used " she sits on a mighty cactus" I'd run the risk of being labeled a misogynist?
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#34824
07/08/2001 3:53 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Then, wouldn't your point be lost in the missage?
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#34825
07/08/2001 4:02 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Won't someone remove the acupuncture plant from my posterior?
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#34826
07/08/2001 4:10 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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> POP <
There -- does that feel better?
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#34827
07/08/2001 4:53 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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No, it doesn't bloody feel better and what about the bloody big hole it's left in me bum? And what are you gonna' do about it?
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#34828
07/08/2001 6:37 PM
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Joined: Jul 2000
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old hand
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Well, should we call a proctologist or a botanist?
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#34829
07/08/2001 7:16 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Is your sympathy with the cactus, or with me?
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#34830
07/08/2001 11:39 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Is this another one of those blankin' duplicate posts!? Is this a segue into my warmth for thorns and their prickings!?  How's that for some makeshift editing?
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#34831
07/08/2001 11:39 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Am I sorry that my sympathy is with the thorns?
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#34832
07/08/2001 11:43 PM
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DONG! That's a definite full stop, twice over. edit: When the toad hops up with Could they be remiss with their expedience, mav-arch? in a hopeless attempt to confuse the issue, does he understand the word cheat?  [/edit!] Shall we play another round?
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#34833
07/08/2001 11:48 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Did someone think my thorny query was not originally a question? Could they be remiss with their expedience, mav-arch?
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#34834
07/09/2001 12:06 AM
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enthusiast
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enthusiast
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Does this have anything to do with that game they do sometimes on the show Who's Line Is It Anyway?
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#34835
07/09/2001 12:07 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Won't you stop pitying that inside-out pincushion and put a diaper on my perforations?
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#34836
07/09/2001 12:32 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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put a diaper on my perforations?What's your hat size, Doctor B?
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#34837
07/09/2001 1:09 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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What's your hat size, Doctor B?
Would you believe 7 1/2? And can't you see I have only one hat? Are you offering me yours?
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#34838
07/09/2001 1:48 AM
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<When the toad hops up with Could they be remiss with their expedience, mav-arch? in a hopeless attempt to confuse the issue, does he understand the word cheat?> Does our shaman of dubious entity understand that when he equates toad with the image of a cheat he is bound to libel and raise the ire of our froggy, new-fatherhood friend? right, Hyla? And doesn't it seem that his phrase DONG! That's a definite full-stop, twice over. is the first non-question so brazenly posted in violation of the rules? And wasn't he really just pricking his own balloon? And with this is there any reason I should not wholeheartedly rest my case? And will my said-accuser ever address the arch-Sybilhood of his appearances on this board, or will he just continue to hide behind the cactus flower?
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#34839
07/14/2001 8:10 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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do any of you have the slightest notion of just how confused and raddled I feel after reading all of this at this late juncture?! do you care?
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