#34760
07/06/2001 1:08 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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I propose a game. Our resident improv artist, FB, might be especially familiar with this. The point is to have an entire conversation in only questions. I'll start: Hey - who put that cactus here?
#34761
07/06/2001 1:40 PM
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#34762
07/06/2001 1:52 PM
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Can't you see that I can't get to the refrigerator?
#34763
07/06/2001 2:03 PM
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What do you want in the 'fridge?
#34764
07/06/2001 2:09 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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So where else should I put it, already?
#34765
07/06/2001 2:21 PM
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Would it hurt to just walk right over the cactus?
#34766
07/06/2001 2:25 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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OUCH; geez - what do you think?
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07/06/2001 2:27 PM
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enthusiast
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Ouch? Don't you know what over means?
#34768
07/06/2001 2:59 PM
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Hey... are you getting smart with me??
#34769
07/06/2001 3:46 PM
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Can't you Just move the darn cactus!
#34770
07/06/2001 3:49 PM
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How do you expect me to move it when it keeps trying to bite me?
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07/06/2001 3:55 PM
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#34772
07/06/2001 4:03 PM
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Can't you do anything for your self? do i have to do everything arround here?
#34773
07/06/2001 4:22 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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So, are you saying that I don't do any work around here?
#34774
07/06/2001 4:36 PM
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Do you have to ask that question? don't we both already know the answer?
#34775
07/06/2001 5:01 PM
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Why do we always fight like this? Don't you love me anymore?
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07/06/2001 5:04 PM
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If I didn't love you as much as ever, would i care about how you behaved?
#34777
07/06/2001 6:03 PM
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I hate quarrelling like this; shall we make it up in bed?
#34778
07/06/2001 6:16 PM
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Have you ever known me to say "No" to a request like that?
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07/06/2001 6:37 PM
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Let's go to the bedroom, then... um... er.... I'm sorry, what's your name again?
#34780
07/06/2001 6:38 PM
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Why should wow be penalized for emphasizing an obvious question with an exclamation mark?
wow, this does not mean I have declared a truce in our baseball tug-of-war
#34781
07/06/2001 6:51 PM
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What's up with you and Wow? is there an other pairing up here at AWAD?
#34782
07/06/2001 6:51 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Shouldn't we be devising a new punctuation mark to signify exclamatory questions, like that what wow just said, like?
#34783
07/06/2001 6:53 PM
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are you still hung up with the idea of group sex? can i invite someone else to join us?
#34784
07/06/2001 6:55 PM
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So, is my love-making not good enough for you any more?
#34785
07/06/2001 6:56 PM
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Didn't she add the all important Can't you after the whistle was blown? Will she confess?
#34786
07/06/2001 6:58 PM
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Didn't you notice, it was flatlander who invited me into his bedroom?
#34787
07/06/2001 7:09 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Are you trying to duck out of your implied assent to my original question, then?
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07/06/2001 7:12 PM
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Don't you know the expression The more, the merrier" ?
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07/06/2001 8:39 PM
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#34790
07/07/2001 12:46 AM
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Sparteye, isn't this the most fun game? Why don't we have some other improv. games? How about "the world's worst"? --- PS: Is Max axed?
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07/07/2001 1:35 AM
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#34792
07/07/2001 2:00 AM
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Hey, Max - did you aks to borrow my initials?
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07/07/2001 2:22 AM
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#34794
07/07/2001 2:44 AM
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You think down is up , and you expect me to listen to you ?
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07/07/2001 2:46 AM
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>Why do you aks if If I've been aksd? Was not your sentence lax in being a question, Max? Answer, woncha?
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07/07/2001 3:21 AM
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#34797
07/07/2001 3:56 AM
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What are
you doing here on-topic,
mavarchierick ?
...is there another pairing? Why does the simple, generic act of speaking out against injustice always seem to trigger the gossip-mongers?
Why can't someone offer this noble gesture to even the likes of
Red Sox fans if need be?
And why shouldn't there be a new punctuation mark to indicate an exclamated question to save me the dilemma of pissing off the Punctuation Gods time and time again?!?!?!???
#34798
07/07/2001 5:04 AM
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>Look again, why don't you? Did I not say, "haven't you ever heard of an interrobang?!"? Tell me again won't you? Does half a question look like a full question to you? >Speaking of questions, may one call the history of sausages Bangerlore? Do you think I do not know what your actual question is? Do you think I don't know that you actually wanted to ask, "May one call a certain abundance Bang-galore?"? (Enough? I win?)
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07/07/2001 6:23 AM
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