OK, y'all riddlers asked for it:

-How many sociologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Twelve, enough to form a committee to write a working paper on "Coping with the Dark"


-How many sopranos does it take?

One to hold it and the rest of us to revolve around her.


-How many WASPs? (I can ask this because I pretty much am one, when I'm not being an ASp )

Two: one to call the electrician and the other to mix the martinis.

As a member of the de facto gutter police I'd like to keep this thread away from the original joke *as *well *as non-offensive in general (yeah, right, road to hell paved with good intentions, etc usw but once one of you miscreants begins the descent I'll gleefully join in)

Have at!