You might want to check out this thread:

http://wordsmith.org/board/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=miscellany&Number=23065

although i'd read it before, i still laughed out loud at some of the posts (eg: Hyla's comment to the effect of "but what if tsuwm was *also* thinking about autophagy??" and Jackie's "I can go anywhere and read smut".).