Here's a couple for you...

(1) We are always sposed to be SSSOOO impressed when told that our new product "...will be installed by professionals".

To my mind this claim simply means the blokes doing the installing are being paid - probably by the customer.

(2) When I was in my late teens I noticed a handwritten sign at a second hand book store - "Comics Wanted"

I went in and applied for the job. The cretin behind the counter thought I was a cretin!

Apologies to those with long memories - these are both "deja vu" posts!

stales