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please don't hurt me, please don't hurt meOuch! Ouch! 
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Paperback rider, rider, rider...
I think I missed the bus!
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An American girl asked me (!of all people!) this question the other day:
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Alternative version:
What do you get if you cross a fluffy, horned ruminant mammal with a herbivorous marsupial of Australia, with large hind limbs adapted for leaping?
This is an old one, huh!
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tsuwm scrutinizingly considers that....
it might work better if it were an 18-squealer or at least an even number.
I started thinking about that, and yes, I too have often heard of an 18 wheeler, but doesn't mean a 12 wheeler truck, with one spare wheel doesn't exist.... right Pooch?
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Alternative alternative version:
What do you get if you cross a wooly horned ruminant mammal with a herbivorous marsupial of Australia, with large hind limbs adapted for jump(er)ing.
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That's the one Doc. But that's a proverbial no-brainer for Aussies now isn't it!
Okay, now what's black and white and ...no, that won't work.
..what about this one:
What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
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What is long, green, and has 16 wheels?
Grass, I was lying about the wheels.
What's big, white, and can't climb trees?
A dishwasher
Whats big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock-eater.
Whats big, red, and eats pebbles?
A big, red, rock-eater on a diet.
Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A big red bucket.
Whats big, yellow, and looks like a bucket?
A big red bucket in disguse.
Whats big, blue, and looks like a bucket?
A big red bucket holding its breath.
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What do you call a blind deer?
no eye deer
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
still no eye deer
What do you call a blind castrated deer with no legs?
still no f****** eye deer
These are really getting bad. mea (and you others) culpa
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What's purple, made out of marble and illegal?
Statutory grape
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