Dear pf troy: Here are a couple other crazy glue tricks I hope you won't try. At a town meeting, a guy who kept jumping up to make inappropriate remarks had the guy behind him put cyanoacrylate on his chair set when he got up, and spray accelerator on his trouser seat. When he sat down, he could not get up again.
A woman who found her husband was cheating on her, removed covers from the sleeping Lothario and poured a vial of cyanoacrylate over his genitalia which ran down into his crotch. When he awoke, he was so immobilized he had to have a trip to hospital ER to have debonder applied. Less drastic than Mrs. Bobbit's revenge.