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My brother subscribes to the Dilbert Newsletter, and I often find it highly amusing. Here's a sample from the latest issue: Boss and Cow-orker Quotes -------------------------
Here are some more True Quotes from pointy-haired bosses, cow-orkers, and family members submitted by vigilant DNRC members:
"It's good to get a taste of someone else's moccasins!"
"It's a mute point."
"This is for your FYI..."
"We definitely don't want to nail ourselves into a corner."
"I'm not the brightest bean in the hole."
"I want quality, not quantity; but lots of it."
In one five-minute exchange, a co-worker who thinks he ought to be my boss said, "supposubly," "expecially," "irregardless," "that doesn't jive," and my personal favorite, "We have to start a brass roots movement." This was all in the context of explaining why he deserved more management authority.
I was once told by a co-worker, "Don't look for a gift in the horse's mouth." This was the same person who couldn't understand why a pot would call the "cattle" black.There also hilarious tales of "In duhviduals" in each issue. If you want to subscribe, enter your e-mail address at http://www.comics.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/subscribe
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