At about the same time this not-too-bright fellow went into a drug store and asked how much a package of condoms cost. The druggist said, $1.00."

Our hero pulled out a dollar and said he'd like a package. The druggist rang up the sale and said, "That will be $1.06."

The perplexed man asked what the six cents was for, and was told, for tax. "Oh," said the fellow, "I was wondering what held them on."


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