may I please speak to Phuc Q

There is a set of audio files on the web ( I have a copy) of unsuspecting airport information desk attendants at Heathrow and Gatwick making some carefully prepared calls for passengers.
The names are below (I leave the translations to you) - the perpetrators were banned from the airport as there were lots of complaints.
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee

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