Our wedding (March 4, 2000, March 4, 2000, March 4, 2000 - I must remember that date!) was fancy dress. I was Obiwan Kenobe and my wife was Dana Scully. The celebrant was Judge Judy and the bridesmaid was Jane Austen. The best man was a Waffen SS corporal in full-dress uniform. The photographer was a MIB.

And it was also a comedy from start to finish, not unhelped by the fact that we started the wedding breakfast - or at least the "refreshments" part of it - a full two hours before the ceremony ...


The idiot also known as Capfka ...