Sorry, wow, but I'm with Bob on this one.


Sigh! One can but dream of gala evenings with the orchestra playing waltzes; women in diaphanous gowns; men in formal dress with tails awhirl in the exuberance of the dance!

If "tails" is not an option, surely a black tuxedo could be substituted. Please don't tell me you do not own a tux. I do not think my delicate sensibilities could stand the strain.
My younger son bought his when I pointed out three rentals pay for a tailored tux of his very own.
My older son has the advantage of being privileged to wear the dress uniform of the Army of the United States of America!
Now, let us return to words!