Most look like a penguin, nothing sillier than a dancing penguin.

Nonsense. White-tie-and-tails, properly fitted, give any man a certain panache, a je ne sais what.
White-tie-and-tails enhance a man, his bearing and his manners!

Sorry, wow, but I'm with Bob on this one. I already resemble a penguin in stature, girth, and gait, and dressing up to look like one would do nothing to disguise the fact that I move with all the silken grace and deftness of a Dubya press conference. Sad but true.