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I posit to sport on this board, by placing posts in this location which always avoid a particular symbol, which is on your input board just right of “W.” A most difficult trial, as it sounds as if a writing of a Bard of Stratford on Avon, but I know that you all - so highly smart - will win out gloriously.

And so a topic: hmmmmm. How about: yard work.

Today, my husband and I did start swimming pool work, to off a pool lid and untaint H2O in it. It was most ucky, with a color as of grass, and I found many animals, including frogs (bull, spots, and additional) and long, slinky animals without arms. And I found two skins of such slinky animals. And a baby animal which inhabits its own hull; two, actually, and of box kind.

What did you do today?



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SpartI, our lingo has a word for this. tsuwm should know; I forgot -- an 80s (?) book and translation from the original Frog was wrought in such a fashion. I am not up to your task; only to say I think yard work is good. Would that I could; that work which I did today, within four walls, was boring.


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I am not up to your task

Nor am I. SpartI asks, "what did you do today?" Almost nothing, today (Monday) is but young. I am now off to work, calling folk to discuss ads about good and bad driving habits. That is all for now, I must go.


postscript I must ask pardon for the colour, it was not in10tional.


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smart substitution of frog, ms anna; at first blush i didn't think you'd thought of this man i'm pond'ring (). anyhow, a googlization of mr frog's common tag shows us that most apropos word "lipogram". (um, this is a most difficult form of communication, btw)


ps: url's don't count http://www.themodernword.com/scriptorium/perec.html

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and linking to a distinct string on funny signs, an apt sign for this location. On a ski-lift cabin "Last control of slops 16:30"

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All you folks on this Board has't way too much of a day to ruin.
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This play is fun!


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Uh-Oh!

AnnaS has put on this post a taboo symbol.

And MQ has so, too, in a postscript.

B96 also, although B96 posits that URLs don't count; but no - no taboo symbol may occur.

To confirm omission of a taboo symbol, ALT+f to look for it.

And now, I must inflict sanctions. I say to you violators, transform this into a no taboo symbol translation:

AnnaS -> Mary Had a Small Lamb
MQ -> Mary, Mary, Fairly Contrary
B96 -> Old Mama Hubbard

If you must, to obtain original words, contact this author by that-which-I-cannot-say mail.

I would assign dissimilar sanctions, such as spanks, but I think that many mans on this board would fight to submit to such as to stunning B96.


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oops! zwounds!


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B96 -> Old Mama Hubbard

pursuant to spartacus' instruction:

Old Mama Hubbard
Ran to a cupboard
To afford a poor dog a calcium-rich organic matrix.

Alas, upon said arrival
Said cupboard was without occupation
And so poor mr. dog had to go hungry.

Mama took a sparkling dish
To look for an amount of stomach lining
But upon mama's arrival
Mr. Dog was smoking a joint

So, Mama trots out to a Vons
to buy him a ration of fruit
But upon mama's arrival
Mr Dog was playing a grand piccolo

Mama asks Mr. Pillsbury
if a crusty loaf could do
But upon mama's arrival
That poor dog was stiff as a board.

So mama hops to a woodsmith
To buy him a coffin;
But upon mama's arrival
That poor thing was laughing.

So mama frolicks to a hatsmith
to buy him a hat
But upon mama's arrival
Mr. Dog was nourishing his buddy Sir Cat.

So, mama did a curtsy
Mr. Dog did a bow;
Mama said "Your Sycophant"
Mr. Dog said "Bow wow!"


PS: *pout*... i wish i was AnnaS; what an opportunity for anu's "albus"

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All for naught doth Spart-orb post maxims for this play.

This non-unanimous AWAD group think of controls as a trial of skill to assay modifications of a difficult task.


p.s. Talk of skill. Brigid good for you.

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And MQ has so, too, in a postscript.

Aaargh!! That is what occurs to punish all who try for too much wit!


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MQ -> Mary, Mary, Fairly Contrary


Alas, fair SpartI, just though it is, said sanction is too much for my scant skill! I must call for succour and admit my ignominy. I am but a worm, and do throw my soul upon your ruth, in supplication for compassion.


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Max - looked up "ruth" and it doth bring to my mind a saying
"S't'ruth"
found as a cry in many myths from Britain.
Any joinings ?


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"S't'ruth"
found as a cry in many myths from Britain.

Which myths? I don't 'call it in King Arthur.

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"S't'ruth" found as a cry in many myths from Britain.

S't'ruth (oft with varying combinations of writing marks) is a cry in habitual (but diminishing) custom in UK. From "God's Truth" .

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And ROD sins again and again and again and again*, in blatant violation of what is taboo

I stand guilty M'lud. I saw a summary of communications and did not absorb that particular taboo topic as I did put into words my paragraph of insight on "S't'ruth". In apology I vow to brush up all violations of such taboo which this community doth commit but only on Mondays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

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Alas, fair SpartI, just though it is, said sanction is too much for my scant skill! I must call for succour and admit my ignominy. I am but a worm, and do throw my soul upon your ruth, in supplication for compassion.

Ditto!

P.S. Good going, B96!


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Ack! Ack! Ack!

Wow has said what is taboo, in talking to Max.

Jim has said it too, on his part signifying his individuality.

And ROD sins again and again and again and again*, in blatant violation of what is taboo.

"Out, out! Damn spot!" I say. Do not apply that symbol in this spot; go to an additional spot to do your foul work.

As for charming B96, who transforms Old Mama Hubbard with surpassing art, KUDOS! KUDOS!

And still, nobody says to Sparts, what you did in your yard this past Sunday. Boohoo.



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* and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.



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And still, nobody says to Sparts, what you did in your yard this past Sunday.


That I can do. I did nothing in my yard on Sunday. I had to work on Sunday morn, using that which Mr A. Graham B. did form first. Following lunch it was off to worship, following which was supping with companions good, and thus was daylight past.


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Work ? No way! Today was so fun. I did nothing. What sport! I think I shall do nothing again tomorrow. Why not? As my old pal Will Durant always said, nothing is occasionally a good thing to do, and always a good thing to say. That is a good saying from Will. Actually, I cannot say it now just as Will actually said it, but this is almost it. If you want to know what was said by him, you could LOOK IT UP. Try it! So long, you guys and gals! What fun it is to laugh and sing and talk this way. I also add "Good work, Cara Brigid!, as usual!

From Ol' Scribbluh (Is "ScribblUh" fair? If not, omit it! Also "Ol'")


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What did you do on sunday, simply so you will happy up?


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I'd add that I avoid yard work at all costs, primarily through not owning grounds of my own. My baby and I and my baby's mom just pay a monthly amount to our landlord, and that nasty yard work is his duty! Raking things that fall from limbs of big plants is a particularly unhappy duty that I unfondly think about from my childhood. And I don't want to think about mowing lawns! What a bad job that is!

It is difficult to avoid that symbol that is just right of "w". I must look into that lipogrammatic book by thX man from that country by Spain. What a task to craft a full book of this!

PS. I now am a "man on a long trip" and not a "unfamiliar individual" to this board! Huzzah for Flatlandah (local pronunication)!

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RAH Flatlandah ! So good to find anotha' Northana who knows how to tahk right.

Spaaht-orb is local pronunciashun koshah?


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From Ol' Scribbluh (Is "ScribblUh" fair? If not, omit it! Also "Ol'")

Spaaht-orb is #%^#% koshah?

All is OK in ardor and conflict with arms; only a taboo symbol must you avoid - by what tool is of your own choosing.

Only, Flatlandah has mistook his task, and so did post a taboo symbol. Oops! Mayhaps Flats will favor us with a transformation of "Blink, Blink, Small Star."

And wow, you too did stray. How about a translation of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"?

Avoiding taboos is an utmost trial!







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Flats is sorry, in truth. A dastardly typo and I must craft a difficult translation. In original lingo, "Blink Blink" has a multiplicity of parts, so I transform only half-six parts for your approval, Ms. Spartorb, thus:

Blink, blink, small star
What, in fact, is your form?
Up atop our world so high
As a diamond in that sky

As blazing sun from sight did go
As soon as sun's rays do not glow
At that point you show your small light
Blink, blink, all of that night
Blink, blink, small star
What, in fact, is your form?

At that point a pilgrim in that dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark
His way would not loom into sight
If you did not blink just right
Blink, blink, small star
What, in fact, is your form?

I could not put similar sounding words as a tail to all portions of my translation, but I was striving for it. Art thou up to your task, wow?


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Good work, Inhabitant of Disc World; lack of that which would normally distinguish this art form is put back by rythm and scansion that is good. Congratulations


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Oh Flats! What a wondrous translation! You did a good job, and artful too. But a solitary stanza would satisfy my bidding, and you did many. A big kiss to you, Flats.


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I thank you, Buck-tan for your acclaim (and I blush at your osculation). A similar kiss to you for thinking up this sport! This lipogrammatic communication is difficult but fun. Following a span of crafting posts without that-which-I-cannot-say, as I look at posts out of this string, I look at that taboo symbol as if it was in crimson! Do any AWAD individuals know "La Disparition" (that lipogrammatic book)? I think its translation is "A Void" by a Mr. Adair. I think that in its original francais it is not obvious that it contains no taboo symbols, but I do not know that country's lingo to say on my own.

What is yard work's worst task, according to you all?


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What is yard work's worst task, according to you all?
Raking grass that hasn't had mowing for a month.


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Uprooting plants that grow wild– and so spoil my plan. Broad fauna among grassy swaths –in all forms–or just as bad, doing it again- in ground dug up, (and down) to form artist displays of un common flora. I opt for flora that displays color, form and aroma with contrasting traits
uprooting common wild things with that grow long tap roots and do willfully spoil my stabs at form is most difficult


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Truth, of troy. Pulling up tooth-of-lion blossom is odious. And so many, many such stand proudly in my yard. I told my son (who is amid two and four) to pick as many as my son might want, and I did hand two blossoms to him, but my son did anguish and put both blossoms back among grass with much thought and caution. So much for that plan.


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Fun play at this location; I think I know how mayhap.

I was calling to mind this:
Out in Gaia's Abundant Arachnids' Land is an author of a publication for solicitors. To avoid prudish folks' blocking transport of his work, a word that marks that lascivious act of child-making is writ "six," or "sax," or such.

What did I in my yard Sunday last?

I spun wool to yarn.



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And wow, you too did stray. How about a translation of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"?

Poor is my inclination of mind in this ... but I try!

Row, row, row your boat
Mildly down the rill,
Happily, happily happily,
Anima is a thrill.

or

Row, row, row your boat
Mildly down the brook,
Happily, happily happily,
Anima's but a look.

Yuk. Told you. No rhymist I.




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I spun wool to yarn.

How cool! And do you own animals who grow wool? Llamas, that is? Do you avail of a spinning round-thing? Apply caution, so as not to prick your thumb with a sharp pointy part.





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wow says, Yuk. Told you. No rhymist I.

Nay, nay. It was good and you did optimal rhyming. Only, you did post a taboo symbol, and did it again. Try finding function first to find taboos for you.



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Try finding function first to find taboos for you

I know not what this signify ... but did I catch wow's taboo symbol?


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In Nfld., soil has much acid and much rock (but is not musical!). My colourful plants thus grow amid flat rock and small rock, and many plants-that-grow-wild. (Justification for calling my island "th' Rock").

But, my tulips and daffodils finally display colour, and form bright spots in foggy days, as did occur during last six-plus-unity days! I am afraid my young basil was burnt by a vigorous sunbath on Sunday, and I must bury small pips again, for a not-first try!


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I know not what this signify

I will post illumination to you by fast mail. And to any dissimilar AWAD-folk who wish it.


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And do you own animals who grow wool? Llamas, that is?

Baa, no wooly animals in this yard. I buy wool shorn. And, I do avail of a spinning round-thingy, on four supports with no sharp pricky point, to spin yarn. My spinning apparatus hails from Kiwi-land, to boot, um, sock.


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Ask and you shall obtain.


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Many thanks, Faldo - my optics spark on sight of this old post. (Difficulty of posting nothwithstanding!)


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