Mav came up with: I quite liked some of Mil’s apologies too – here’s one for you CK:
“I would like to apologise: to the world for New Zealand being called a country when really, it is simply a refuelling station for aeroplanes, whispers a bowed Hayden Skudder, wringing his hands. Let me make it clear that I have nothing against New Zealand, I'm just surprised I get so many hits from there. Surely it's only home to about two dozen people. Perhaps half of whom have access to electricity. Where are all the hits coming from?”

I can forgive ignorance without malice. The one thing that my wife and I do agree on is that in emigrating we are going from civilisation to something rather less ... at least there are farm animals not buried where we are!


The idiot also known as Capfka ...